It is 63 F today.
In early January.
THIS IS A BIG EFFIN DEAL.
Global warming, if that’s you, come here to me. I’d like to give you some kisses and maybe slip a couple dollar bills up your precious little heinie.
Off to the park now. WITH NO JACKETS. AND NO SOCKS.
My grew-up-in-the-tropics self is immensely pleased.