This is an e-card I’m sending myself. All the holiday cheer has gotten to me. AND to top it all off, my mother in law decided that there would be a “mandatory family meeting sans the little children” right after the New Year. And she refuses to tell us what the fuck’s going on. It’s just “something that needs to be dealt with”. I hate suspense like this. Cause my paranoid ass is now all like, “What the fuck did I do? Is it me?”
So thanks, mother-in-law, for sucking and further encouraging my hatred toward the holidays. This is also why I haven’t called you mom yet, even after being married for 1.5 years now.